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Aeteris was started to turn your broke ass into Oprah rich Founded by 3 straight gangsters who know about a good come-up, we will help you get from hood rat, to hustla
Alaskanon ended the Civil war by inventing the laser cannon and exterminating all the alien masterminds behind the slave trade
The Vanilla Gorrilla became famous for repairing a flux capacitor with nothing but a gum wraper and some dental floss, he can fix your broken bisiness just as easily
Mister Wolf actually did squeeze blood from a turnip, then turned to the crowd watching and asked, “Why do people keep acting like this is hard?”
